Taurus, April 20 – May 20: If you plan to order a pizza bagel from Einstein’s, order two or be filled with regret.

Gemini, May 21-June 21:  You might see a squirrel today. Or you might not.

Cancer, June 21-July 22: A homeless man on the bus will mistake you for Mark Zuckerberg.

Leo, July 22- August 23: Someone will sneeze a little bit too close to your personal space.

Virgo, August 23- September 23: You will find a spider in your bathroom.

Libra, September 23- October 23: Wear a blue hat when you take your test and you will receive an 87.

Scorpio, October 23-November 22: A Taurus friend will ask to borrow your sour cream. If you oblige, you will never see it again.

Sagittarius, November 20- December 21: Knowledge of the word “precarious” will prove invaluable.

Capricorn, December 21-January 20: You will have a dream about elves and immediately forget it when you wake up.

Aquarius, January 20- February 19: Listen to Smash Mouth’s “All Star” for extra power during the day.

Pisces, February 19- March 21: A landscaper will approach you and ask about your job prospects after college.

Aries, March 21-April 29: You will have a positive interaction with Rosemary.